The injured of the 5th Floor of LCS
L to R: Xiaowei Yang claims she broke her shoulder skiing; Sources say
it's a cover up for late night coding. Timo Burkard claims he was hit
by a car; everyone knows he was elevator surfing in NE43. Kevin Fu
complains of a ganglion cyst; he refused to comment on rumors of human
experimentation with public-key implants. Nickolai Zeldovich supposedly
broke his arm playing frisbee; friends say that he got in a fight with
a rogue SMP file server.